This was a sms-conversation between me and my best friend. L is me, and A is my friend. Here it is, people!
A: “I’m on a sugar high again (more like a coffe high) soooooooooooooooooooo…. BEWARE OF THE EVIL, HIDEOUS, FLYING, MAROON WALRUS! *mockwhisper* I think I was dreaming about Marge shudder Female Dursley! But wait! How do you know that Vernon isn’t female! Mmmmmmmmmmm… EWWW! SICK IDEA ALERT!
L: Okay.. That’s gotta be THE most random message I have ever ever gotten.. I’m so proud of you, litte snake! (AN: That’s my nickname for her)
A: Did you see Voldie on National Tevevision? He was wearing a tu-tu doing ballet!
L: No.. I missed that…luckilly..
A: This is what you get when I’m bored and drink coffee at midnight..mixxed with lotts’a chocolate!
L: Oh my! That sounds very dangerous… *shudders*
A: Yes… maybe… *goes dreaming of Voldie and his ballet group (aka death eaters)*
L: You know, that’s a very disturbing image you gave me.. And by the way, why don’t we take the conversation on msn instead?
A: That’s what best friends are for! Sure, we can continue on msn *dreamy voice* did you see the pink fairies dansing behind the couch?
A: Uuuh! Voldie is perfomring Swax Lale in a tutu for the Queen of England!

hahahahaahahaha!!! I can totaly see the pink fairies dancing behind the couch!!
Hey, mind if I copy this one? It is half mine after all *grins*