This is a list of my favourite quotes. It will grow!
Just because you’ve got the emotional reange of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.
– Hermione Granger (fictional character)
Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away from them and you’ll have their shoes.
– Jack Handley
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing soiund they make as they fly by.
– Douglas Adams
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
– Bilbo Baggins (fictional character)
A friend will buy you out from jail, a true friend will sit next to you in the cell, saying: “We screwed up, but wasn’t it a blast?!”
– Anonymous
There is one person in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes! You basically keep them there to hate their guts!
– Dane Cook
I hope he turns into a tree, then they cut him down, turn him into paper and print the Bible on him.
– Dane Cook
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it.
– Triss Summers (fictional character)
